Someone: No one can do that!
No one: Wait, no I can’t!
Someone: Who has beaten that record?
Someone else: No one
No one: But I haven’t even heard of it!
Someone: I love no one.
No one: I love you too?
Someone: No one wants to see your wedding photos, Denise!
Denise: Again? If you insist!
No one: *grunt*
Someone: No one can live on the Sun.
No one: How would… you know what, forget it.
Someone: No one has been unintentionally and ironically referred to, countless times.
No one: My god. This is actually true.